My feet hurt and I need a drink!!!

So I just got off work (Again!!!). What a brotha gotta do to get a day off around here? After a week in Dallas, ten days in Hoffman Estates (which consisted of quite a few 12 hour work days), interviews, reports, projects, and every other catastrophe that takes place on any given day, I AM TIRED!!! I haven't had an entire day off in two weeks. Now I'm enjoying a much needed drink (Thank God for vodka), mad as hell because I have to work again tomorrow, then Monday, then Tuesday. Wednesday I have an eye appointment in the morning, but guess who's back at work at 1pm??? YEP, me. Superman! But I guess that's why they made me the boss, right?
One of my night auditors made me mad last night. I wanted him to work the second shift for me today so that I could get a day off and go chill with Mr. Smith. He's off from Friday until he gets back to work on Tuesday and do you know what he tells me??? He says he can't because that's his whole weekend (OMG, better excuse next time!). So, I'll just have to remember that the next time he needs someone to cover his shift. Can't I fire him for not being a team player??? LOL, just kidding! He is in for a rude awakening next time he tries to call off though. I cover many shifts without question. Most of my staff does. He better get with the program, LOL!
All I know is that my freakin feet are hurting and I don't see a day off in sight. That's okay, as long as I can get a drink at the end of the day, I guess I'll survive, right?