Questions???

So, after the busiest week ever (6 days, 9 desk/regular shifts, 1 in hskp, 1 in laundry, 2 100% occupancy nights, 20 hours of interviews, 20 hrs of sleep), I have a few questions I need some serious answers to:

1. Why do people wear T-shirts and jeans to a job interview?
2. Why do people wear FLIP FLOPS WITH FLOWERS ON THEM to a job interview?
3. Why do people who were sentenced for anger management, assault and battery, and dog sodomization try to interview for jobs in customer service?
4. Why do people only want to work 8a-1p?
5. Why do people think that just because they request a day off, their entitled to it and take it even after the request was denied?
6. Why do people think that just because they have a headache on a beautiful Saturday afternoon that they can't come to work?
7. Why is it always spouse 2 actin a damn fool when you tell spouse 1 that they can't do something?
8. Why do people call you a f$&*^! liar and then when you confront them, they act like they don't know what you're talking about?
9. Why do people claim they fixed something when they know good and damn well they didn't?
10. Why do people think $49.99 a night pays for a jacuzzi suite and room service?
11. Why are people stupid?
12. Why did the chicken cross the road?
13. Why ask why?

Its the questions, the questions...