Red Light Special

So the other day, I was sitting at a stop light in the Haba, and this older white guy pulled up next to me, nothing wrong with that. But you know how you feel someone staring at you? Well, I turned and looked, and he was doing just that. It didn't bother me at first, because I'm used to it (lol, I'm a cutie!!!). So I turned back to check the light (still red!) Well, I felt those eyes on me yet again. This time when I turned around, I felt weird because the guy had this weird look in his eyes, nodding at me. I'm sitting there like "What's up with dude???" So I turned and looked again, and to my dismay, he was still staring, nodding, and began to play with his nipples (he didn't have on a shirt!!!!)

Anyways, I'm like WTF! First of all, this is the longest red light in creation. Second of all , this perv is trying to get me. As soon as that light turned green, I punched it yall!!! Only in the haba folks!

Well as fate would have it, Mr. Nasty Chest and the Misses tried to get a room at the hotel last night. When he saw me, he turned Casper white yall. It was sooooo funny! He was trying to find the words to say and everything. Wifey had to speak for him. I guess it's a good thing I'm a Christian, huh?

Lesson learned: Be careful who you try to pick up, you never know when they'll get the opportunity to blow your cover! Class dismissed, lol.