SHOPPER'S BEWARE!!!

I have set a shopping record!!!! I have done my Christmas shopping in four hours flat!!!!!! How amazing is that! But it's rough out there so shoppers, BEWARE!!! I have a list of rules to help you avoid a major shopping crisis...

BEWARE of the spray girls at the counter. Some of that stuff really smells!

BEWARE of buying the gifts you want to believe are cute but they are really ugly! And deep down you know they are, so just don't buy them!!!

BEWARE of grown men (on the DL) walking with their kids giving you the "look". Not cute fellas, not cute at all!!!

BEWARE of the cute salesman having conversation with you just to get you to stick around longer in hopes you will see something that catches your eye (other then the cute salesman, lol!!!)

BEWARE of trying to force a gift that you don't even like. Remember, when all else fails, buy a nice watch!!!

BEWARE , SHOP SMART, and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

Ok, so I'm a bum!!!

Greetings everyone!!!!

I guess I've been MIA for quite sometime now. Let me start off by saying that I have been super busy adjusting to work, being a good man to my man, and getting some sleep in between. That's my story and I'm stickin to it.

All is well with me. Work isn't as hectic as it was in the Haba, but the drama is far juicier, lol!!!! I could get into details but we don't have all night, do we??? Let's just say that like my blog title, EVERYDAY THERE IS A STORY TO TELL!!! lol. I am hoping for a promotion and raise because I met my 90 days (and already looking ahead, right!) so I think I'm more than ready. Besides, those folks are trying my few good nerves and I refuse to let them bring me down, lol!!! I'll keep you guys posted.

X-mas is coming and yours truly has not watched It's A Wonderful Life (The greatest movie eva!!!!) and I better soon or it will NOT be a Merry Christmas for this man, believe me, lol!!!! That's cool though, I'm going to get it out of storage this week. I already have my baby's gifts so he's squared away. I can't tell yall what it is but he's gonna love it!!! Now for these other people in my life...

Last week, I had the good fortune to attend the Bears-Rams game in St. Louis. Oh how drunk I was!!!! I was drunk from Sunday through Tuesday, lol!!! And it was a great game too. Yes guys, I am rooting for the Bears now (don't worry, my Colts will still beat them in the Super Bowl!!!!)

And for some comic relief, I flushed my phone down the toilet at work last week. I found it sitting at the bottom of the toilet ten minutes after I "lost" it. I still don't know what's worse, the fact that I flushed it or the fact that I had to reach in to get it out after I did a #2, lol!!!

My friends and I are throwing an 80's New Year's Party!!!! How cool is that right!!! My outfit is tooo rad, lol!!!!! I'm also starting the birthday festivities a lil early this year. Mr. Smith is throwing me a bowling birthday party on Dec. 30. Apparently the real surprise isn't until my actual birthday so I wonder what could top that!